Jessica Simpson is a tall glass of water! And she loves her Pizza Hut as this commercial proves! Nice to know if the singing career doesn’t work out she can get a job at Pizza Hut.
Speaking of Pizza, grab your Kenny Chesney at Papa Johns Stadium Tickets at Louisville, Kentucky on May 30. Sure to be a great time!
Vancouver is one of my favorite cities in the world! Great nightlife and beautiful women to boot – what more could a red blooded boy want! Anyways, as always I want to provide you with the 411 on the best live events occurring in YOUR hometown! So without further delay, allow me to recommend the top events in Vancouver, Canada from May 15 through May 28.
Friday May 15
Fleetwood Mac at General Motors Place Event Tickets – There is a rumor that Stevie Nicks and co. are piling into Vancouver. This is one of the biggest bands of all time people, be there or be square!
Monday May 18
Scott Weiland at Commodore Ballroom Event Tickets – The former frontman for Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver may have his problems, but the man can flat out sing. Tell me you aren’t fired up about this one my Canadians!
Saturday May 23
Jay Mohr at River Rock Show Theatre Tickets – TV sitcom and film star Jay Mohr is making his first appearance in Canada in over a year. Be there to witness this pillar of comedy kill with his ‘grey’ material.
Saturday May 24
Animal Collective at Commodore Ballroom Event Tickets – The hippest of the Hipsters from America are coming to a Vancouver near YOU! I have seen these guys perform live multiple times and will be in attendance on this night as well. Love me some Animal Collective.
Thursday May 28
Jeff Foxworthy at the General Motors Place Event Tickets – America’s favorite redneck is pleased to entertain Canada’s redneck loving humor enthusiasts! In all seriousness Jeff puts on a great show so buy your tickets!
Metallica is on tour in a city near you! As always your humble servant has the low down on some extra special Metallica shows with some extra special secret guests. I want to rank what I believe to be are the best 6 shows starting with number 6!
Kick- Ass Show #6 Munich, Germany
I know that most of our site visitors are American’s but this is the tour opener. And how metal is Germany! Great way to kick-off the tour. Ladies yours truly will be in Germany in early May – I might not be James Hetfield but I can rock out 
Metallica Show Tickets at Olympiahalle on May 6
Kick- Ass Show #5 Madrid, Spain
I love me my Spanish and Latin women. Oh yeah, this is a much anticipated show that is going to feature some up and coming European metal bands. Yeah they exist.
Metallica Show Tickets at Palacio De Deportes on July 14
Kick- Ass Show #4 Cincinnati, Ohio
This is their 2nd show in the United States! Should be a good one, just be careful – the Cincinnati Bengals football team is on the prowl and they are not afraid to lay the smack down!
Metallica Show Tickets at US Bank Arena on September 15
Kick- Ass Show #3 Minneapolis, Minnesota
Minnesota is a fine state. Minneapolis is a fine city and the birthplace of Prince and comedian Mitch Hedburg. Going to be a rocking show – third best on the whole tour!
Metallica Show Tickets at Target Center on October 13
Kick- Ass Show #2 New York City, New York
The Big Apple is where it is at. If you never see them perform live again – see them at Madison Square Garden!
Metallica Show Tickets at Madison Square Garden on November 14
Kick- Ass Show #1 Anaheim, California
This Southern California show is their practical tour send-off. Gotta be there people! This is going to be the greatest show on the whole damn tour!
Metallica Show Tickets at Honda Center on December 10
Check out the shows and if you can’t go to these choose a Metallica show near you! I leave you with some vintage Sandman!
Say what you will but the boys from Canada can move concert tickets! So many Nickelback shows sold out already…never fear because SaveFans! is here.
We got the cheapest Nickelback tickets on the market. Additionally, as always I want to recommend of a few specific shows that will make you the envy of your friends. Not sure what else I can do people!
Nickelback Event Tickets at Alltel Arena on April 19
Nickelback Event Tickets at Jacksonville Memorial Veteran Center on April 22
Nickelback Event Tickets at Sound Advice Amphitheater on April 25
Nickelback Event Tickets at Ford Amphitheater at the Florida State Fairgrounds on April 26
That’s right four shows in Arkansas and Florida. Dirty South in the house.
One more treat…
Seems like some of you were pissed with the omissions on our previous Top 10 Jewish Musicians list. Some of your gripes were legitimate – Lou Reed, Billy Joel – some of your comments were ridiculous - Matisyahu, Bette Midler. In any case, I want to address five musicians we purposely left off the list (Sorry your uncle Mo Goldstein who plays air guitar in your aunt’s basement does not count). As always, the worst is reserved for last. Without further delay, please find the 5 Worst Jewish Musicians of All Time.
#5 Adam Levine
Adam Levine is a hack – briefly popular in the mid 00’s, most everyone now agrees that Maroon 5 sucks. In fairness getting hot Christian Jessica Simpson to commit adultery against Nick Lachey of 98 Degrees fame is a major win for the J Team.
Number #4 Lenny Kravitz
Before everyone starts whining that he is not Jewish lets take a step back and realize the obvious. His name is KRAVITZ…Lenny Kravitz. Anyways, I actually think he is a great musician. I am just jealous that he had bedded the likes of Adriana Lima among others. His inclusion on this list is motivated by pure jealousy.
#3 Madonna aka Madonna Louise Ciccone
I know people will be divided about this one, but the only contribution to music I think Madge has ever made involves that music video for “Take a Bow” where she is slithering around in lingerie exposing a huge rack. Nice. The only way Madonna avoids this list is the very real claim that she is not Jewish. After all MADONNA does scream Catholic no? Not so sure about the whole Kabbalah thing.
#2 Adam Sandler
This actor / musician / comedian offends me on so many levels. Every time I see him I ask myself “How did this guy become famous again”. Granted his Hanukkah song is brilliant, but what else has he done besides shitty films? Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds, Billy Madison…should I continue?
#1 David Lee Roth aka Diamond Dave
After careful consideration, I have decided that David “Diamond Dave” Lee Roth is both the BEST and the WORST Jewish musician of all time. Listen to his lyrics with both Van Halen & as a soloist – great. Listen to his vocals – shit. Zero work ethic, all flash, womanizer – these are all characteristics which are BOTH repugnant and inspiring. DIAMOND DAVE is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
Hey Sports Fans,
Amazon.com is probably our favorite site. Other sites might be more hip, but we couldn’t live without Amazon.com. They recently put together a list of Top 100 Indie Rock Albums of All Time. Enjoy the link and let us know what you think of their selections in the comments section!
